1) Chiv makes the arrow in the knee meme obsolete.
|Talk about composure in a high speed chase.|
|Just wave back and keep walking.|
3) No health and safety red tape to stifle your creativity.
|[Almost wrote a penis joke here].|
4) If you're ever bored (which is doubtful), you can deconstruct yourself by pressing F10.
|[Almost wrote a Derrida joke here].|
5) You're never alone. The omniscient Nipple In The Sky is always watching your every move. And judging you.
|I kid you not, this is a permanent feature of every map.|
May your blunt weapon of choice be swifter than that of your opponents who are of dubious heritage and questionable social standing!